Seems that some Connecticut Yankee geniuses are trying to co-opt our hard-won and much-loved (sort of) brand.  Stamford is allegedly going to convert the I.M. Pei designed and now totally abandoned HQ of Pitnew Bowes into 550,000 square feet of prawn-infuriating brand infringement.  I look forward to watching this monstrosity and it’s inevitable two-to-three Starbucks locations crumble and fall into the sea.

Respect to alert reader @StartChucktown for the lead.  One free S+B sticker coming his or her way.