In a surprise move Tommye Priest has moved ahead of The Captain in the chase for the Charleston Open Source Ambassador’s Cup.
“I feel like we lost some momentum over night,” said Captain’s crew chief. “We have some catching up to do, but the minions are ready.”
A spokesperson for Priest said “N-now th-that that don’t kill me, can only make me stronger, I need you to hurry up now, cause I can’t wait much longer,” adding “When you’re the absolute best, you get hated on the most.”
“This contest has been a delight to the fans,” said contest director Nina Magnesson, “either way we’re putting a lot of tweets onto the internet.”