A dog year is 7 years to one human year, but dogs tend to last way longer than startups, so we’re assuming a factor of 8.

For a company that could only afford a 6-pack of (presumably Miller Lite, a fine Pilsner) beer and $600 worth of extension cords just five years ago, they seem to be living the good life drinking craft brew on the roof of their King Street World Headquarters, while the developers play multi-player shoot-em-up games in the basement.

Let’s raise a glass of Pluff Mud Porter and hope they don’t have a mid-life crisis any time soon!